cun't 

New England pronunciation of can't

There is a famous song by the Rolling Stones, "You cun't always get what you want"

cun't by andy1 October 29, 2004

cun’t 

a contraction of the words, “could,” and “not,” used by people who cannot pronounce “couldn’t,” or even “cunnant.”

Nah, I would never leave her. Well, in fact, I cun’t… not even if I wanted to.

cun’t by Jeffness January 9, 2022

P'cun-tus'ass'd

Referring to nude sleepers getting ripped out of bed and thrown into the canadian elements

Get P'cun-tus'ass'd dude!

P'cun-tus'ass'd by Canadian doltwad May 18, 2022

P'cun-tus'ass'd

Referring to nude sleepers and how easy it would be to throw a pipe bomb at them

Lol get P'cun-tus'ass'd

P'cun-tus'ass'd by Canadian doltwad May 17, 2022

P'cun-tus'ass'd

(Puh-cunt-us-us) when a nude sleeper gets dragged out of his bedroom and thrown outside in the cold canadian outdoors

Oh yeah! My friend last week got P'cun-tus'ass'd, it was as halarious as a fürghethsemen

P'cun-tus'ass'd by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

P'cun-tus'ass'd

When a nude sleepers gets ripped out if bed and thrown outside in the canadian elements

After I decided to eat the barbecue bacon burger, I P'cun-tus'ass'd my friend

P'cun-tus'ass'd by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

The Cun-isher 

The Cun-isher is an anti-hero character who employs vigilante style punishment on all vaginas in his path. Master of Sex. Driven by the desire to copulate, he is making his way around the world; ferociously ripping cunts with Wolverine-style rage. He is without mercy, without remorse and without discrimination……no one is safe.

The Cun-isher is cunning and quick-witted. He will make you feel deep pleasure followed by searing pain. Once your senses have recovered, it’s too late…..your vagina resembles that of a crime scene and you’ve been ruined for all men.

His super power is a Keen detection of the vagina; with one lick he is able to detect:

• Ethnicity
• Menstrual Cycle
• Last Sexual Encounter
• Last meal
• Uterine Fibroids

The Cun-isher has been known to cause blindness in some victims. If you’ve come across this beast, you should seek help from a trained professional. Once the bleeding has stopped, some victims have been known to need vaginal reconstruction and years of therapy.

Woman Beware! He is hard to spot, frequents bars and goes by the name Neil.

I has sex with this guy last night, his penis was massive and he ripped my vagina like The Cun-isher.

The Cun-isher by Cun-isher Victim e* December 4, 2011