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a contraction of the words, “could,” and “not,” used by people who cannot pronounce “couldn’t,” or even “cunnant.”
Nah, I would never leave her. Well, in fact, I cun’t… not even if I wanted to.
cun’t by Jeffness January 9, 2022
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Can & can not simultaneously…
Yes ma’am I’m qualified to assist you with that but policy prevents it so unfortunately I cun’t help you.
Cun’t by Punkofcatz August 12, 2026
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There is a famous song by the Rolling Stones, "You cun't always get what you want"
cun't by andy1 October 29, 2004

P'cun-tus'ass'd

Referring to nude sleepers getting ripped out of bed and thrown into the canadian elements
Get P'cun-tus'ass'd dude!

P'cun-tus'ass'd

Referring to nude sleepers and how easy it would be to throw a pipe bomb at them
Lol get P'cun-tus'ass'd

P'cun-tus'ass'd

(Puh-cunt-us-us) when a nude sleeper gets dragged out of his bedroom and thrown outside in the cold canadian outdoors
Oh yeah! My friend last week got P'cun-tus'ass'd, it was as halarious as a fürghethsemen

P'cun-tus'ass'd

When a nude sleepers gets ripped out if bed and thrown outside in the canadian elements
After I decided to eat the barbecue bacon burger, I P'cun-tus'ass'd my friend
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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