cumvase

A vase that holds your ejaculate until you are ready to dispose of it.

Got a huge vase with some fake plants in it from a girl I worked with, it became my official "cumvase". There was about 2 inches worth in there by the time I moved out. Saved a lot on buying paper towels though, which was my previous disposal method.

And yes, I left it there. In a closet.

by SALowtax October 9, 2009

Cumasexual

When you have a sexual attraction to anything that has a whole.

Yes, I am a cumasexual.

by Warcrime November 29, 2020

cumcase

a sexual deviant, usually full of cum

"Kari is such a cumcase."

by ItsOver9001 March 31, 2010

Cumasewer

Someone who is so addicted to rape, humiliation, cuckolding type of porn, that he can grade sex videos on the amount of content of these three as though he was rating chef prepared dishes or expensive fine wines.

Jimmy: " Bro! I can't believe you're into this kind of shitty porn"
Al: "That's because you're not a cumasewer like me"

by TheToesKnows May 20, 2025