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cum-pressor 

A technique of pulling out and then compressing air into a vagina/anus. It takes time and certain skills to perform this act. When done correctly, you can make a partner flatulate on command or perform a Minnesota Log Chute.
Dude, I cum-pressed her until it looked like she had a thirst ass cheek... then she blew, and that's why i got pink eye. Be careful, the cum-pressor is dangerous.
cum-pressor by JT-fo shizzy February 26, 2009
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compressor 

Compressor/Kompressor refers to any Mercedes Benz with a supercharged engine. Superchargers force air into an internal combustion engine to increase horsepower and torque.
Money on the dresser / drive a Compressor / Top notch hos get the most / not the lesser - UGK Ft Outkast - Int'l Players Anthem
compressor by jja_0 August 19, 2009

The Air Compressor 

When you slap your friend on the butt between the cheeks so air gets forced into their butt.
Friend 1: I gave John the air compressor last night

Friend 2: what did he do

Friend 1: not much, just walked weird after having 50 psi straight up his anus

Air Compressor 

Something you call a sluty woman who tends to give a lot of blow jobs.
Bro 1: "Woah bro, did you see that hot ass Mexican chick?!"

Bro 2: "Yeah she looks like an Air Compressor."
Air Compressor by Oztan June 24, 2013

compressor 

Compressor refers to the Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class as a luxury roadster built by the German manufacturer Mercedes-Benz since 1997 with compressor engine.
Pimp C (ugk feat. outcast)

Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor
compressor by esommer February 2, 2008

Cincinnati Compressor 

A combination of the Cleveland steamer and the steam roller. The Cincinatti Compressor is achieved when one forcefully pushes a poo onto another's chest. The 'compressor' clings their backside to the 'compressee's'' chest. While forcing the defecation poo is compressed leaving a dense wad of excretion on the person.
Damn man the Cincinnati Compressor I gave that chick last night left remnants in my ass hair. I guess I should eat more corn.

Air Cumpressor

Another name for your penis when you are too young to produce any sexual fluids that only air comes out when your masturbate.
Mike: I think the first time I jacked it I was like 13-14 years old.

Marty: Really?! I wacked off at 8. Only air came out though. No jizz.

Mike: I knew you had a tiny air cumpressor.