Guy 1: "So I hear Joe got that chick pregnant last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, the result of flashing to much! Im surprised he didn't see the cumtrap coming."

Cumtrap by MR.DW December 21, 2008

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Cumtrap

The act of ejaculating on the floor and having someone step on it accidentally.

I got Miguel with my cumtrap yesterday, he almost couldn't tell with his white shoes.

Cumtrap by UrbanPrune1 June 4, 2021

Cumtrap

To deceitfully get pregnant by lying to your sexual partner about being on birth control.

A: Bitch said she was on the pill and now she's expecting twins for next month.

B: Totally cumtrapped bro!

Cumtrap by Izzilly June 15, 2018

cuntrap

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

cumtrails

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia

I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.

cumtrails by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

Cumwrap supreme

The juiciest meal offered by Taco Bell. It's almost like the regular Crunchwrap supreme at Taco bell, but the staff chose to add an interesting and spicy ingredient.

Hey boys, wanna join up friday afternoon and get some cumwrap supremes?

Cumwrap supreme by taco bell employee November 23, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026