cumtrap

A term used to describe one's mouth.

"Shut yer fuckin cumtrap, you back-ally crackwhore!"

by chickanlover December 10, 2008

Cumtrap

A woman who tricks a man into impregnate her just to have a physical reason to use his funds or assets.

Guy 1: "So I hear Joe got that chick pregnant last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, the result of flashing to much! Im surprised he didn't see the cumtrap coming."

by MR.DW December 21, 2008

Cumtrap

The act of ejaculating on the floor and having someone step on it accidentally.

I got Miguel with my cumtrap yesterday, he almost couldn't tell with his white shoes.

by UrbanPrune1 June 4, 2021

Cumtrap

To deceitfully get pregnant by lying to your sexual partner about being on birth control.

A: Bitch said she was on the pill and now she's expecting twins for next month.

B: Totally cumtrapped bro!

by Izzilly June 15, 2018

cuntrap

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

by jpg3 November 14, 2011

cumtrails

When a navy pilot (aviator) uses the high altitude combination of jet exhaust and water particles to form ice crystals in the shape of male genitalia

I was walking around Oregon yesterday and saw some very nice cumtrails from the fellas at Whidbey Island.

by WheezyPeezy April 20, 2018

Cumwrap supreme

The juiciest meal offered by Taco Bell. It's almost like the regular Crunchwrap supreme at Taco bell, but the staff chose to add an interesting and spicy ingredient.

Hey boys, wanna join up friday afternoon and get some cumwrap supremes?

by taco bell employee November 23, 2010