Cumtrary 

When a male is being contrary around his "time of the month".

Mary: is everything okay today Bob?.
Bob: Yes Mary. Quit asking.
Mary: Aren't we a little cumtrary today. You must have pms.

Cumtrary by Roxy Ann Stroker August 18, 2012

Cuntrary 

Giving an opposing argument just to be a cunt.

"Mary, Mary, quite cuntrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme

Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.

Cuntrary by Kevin Monk February 25, 2008

Cuntrary 

Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.

Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today

Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen

Cuntrary by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020

cumtuary 

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

cumtuary by cumdragon April 9, 2015