Cumtrary

When a male is being contrary around his "time of the month".

Mary: is everything okay today Bob?.
Bob: Yes Mary. Quit asking.
Mary: Aren't we a little cumtrary today. You must have pms.

Cumtrary by Roxy Ann Stroker August 18, 2012

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Cuntrary

Giving an opposing argument just to be a cunt.

"Mary, Mary, quite cuntrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme

Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.

Cuntrary by Kevin Monk February 25, 2008

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Cumtrary • Cuntrary • cumtuary

Cuntrary

Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.

Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today

Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen

Cuntrary by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020

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cumtuary

Where cum goes when its dead

I have a sock that is a cumtuary

cumtuary by cumdragon April 9, 2015

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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