Mary: is everything okay today Bob?.
Bob: Yes Mary. Quit asking.
Mary: Aren't we a little cumtrary today. You must have pms.
Bob: Yes Mary. Quit asking.
Mary: Aren't we a little cumtrary today. You must have pms.
by Roxy Ann Stroker August 18, 2012
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How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme
Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme
Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.
by Kevin Monk February 25, 2008
Get the Cuntrary mug.Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.
Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today
Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen
Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen
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