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the result of left over semen drying in a woman's hair without her knowing it's there.
in the movie 'there's something about mary' cameron diaz had a Cumquwatt in her hair.
Cumquwatt by kwil15 June 1, 2010

Pirate Cumsquat 

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!
That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!
Squating to urinate after sex but only able to excrete semen.
I had to sit down to pee, and all I could do was cumsquat.
cumsquat by 60 Central February 28, 2008

CumSqueak 

(n) The loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to masterbate with. Typically caused by the cum that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.
Girl 1: God, that Amanda girl does some kinky shit with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Yeah? Like what?

Girl 1: Among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.

Girl 2: Hmm, gotta be some serious cumsqueak in that barret!
CumSqueak by BullSqueaker09 July 7, 2009
"Cowgirl" sex position, but with your feet on the floor, mimicking squats.
"I did some cumsquats on that dick"
Cumsquat by [[REDACTED]] September 28, 2019
It's when you hit a set of squats hard after a good creampie. And the load is expelled from the vaginal region.
Sex was a little quick this time, so Sara hopped in the power rack and to hit a few cumsquats.
Cumsquat by Smoothhandhank May 9, 2016