cumsputter 

A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.

David was amused by his unprepared girlfriend's cumsputter.

cumsputter by Amy2387 May 14, 2006

Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumshitter 

1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.

2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males

Lance Bass is a cumshitter.

cumshitter by 0prah September 10, 2008

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

Cumputer 

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

Cumputer by John The Savage February 19, 2015