Cumshit 

When you get fucked up the ass without a condom, then take a shit on someone's face. (A cumfilled dirty sanchez)

*grunting* - "Yeah you like that don't you!" *spooge* "oh now you're gonna love this, lay down" **CUMSHIT!!!* "oh shit!"

Cumshit by Vam274 September 12, 2005

Cumshit 

A substance/thing that you cannot identify with words but you know that it's completely and utterly disgusting.

-While observing some random stain on my shoe-
"Ew, I got some cumshit on my shoe".

Cumshit by Uchisune February 9, 2012

Cumshit 

When your friend takes a shit in a stall, doesn’t flush and another friend goes and cums on it.

Friend 1: “Did you complete the cumshit?”
Friend 2: “I couldn’t get hard at first but then the shit stench hit my nose and I ejaculated immediately.”

Cumshit by Robinobinour February 6, 2022

CumShit 

Cum mixed with Shit

I accidentally cummed in her ass and it made CumShit

CumShit by RedChicken- ItzOwen#9814 dm me December 29, 2020

Cumshit 

The act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the bitchface.

"Would you like cumshit to the face?"

Cumshit by blondie475 September 18, 2012

Cumsmith 

A highly attuned, sexually adept & skilful lady known to those she chooses to share her time with as SJ. She possesses the ability to cum on demand (usually hers), and often for prolonged periods when experiencing a hightened state of arousal. This gift is usually initiated by contentment, but is sometimes triggered by sensory stimulation. A connoisseur of personal pleasure. The one who has mastered beatitude and rapture.

That one known as SJ can cum and cum, if she's horny enough. She's a right Cumsmith when she gets going she is, fuck me..look at the state she's got herself in again. How could anyone male or female not want to help her out a little?

Cumsmith by Her partner in pleasure March 18, 2009

Fibonacci Cumshot 

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

Fibonacci Cumshot by colinmochrie March 16, 2014