Cumshit

When you get fucked up the ass without a condom, then take a shit on someone's face. (A cumfilled dirty sanchez)

*grunting* - "Yeah you like that don't you!" *spooge* "oh now you're gonna love this, lay down" **CUMSHIT!!!* "oh shit!"

by Vam274 September 1, 2005

A substance/thing that you cannot identify with words but you know that it's completely and utterly disgusting.

-While observing some random stain on my shoe-
"Ew, I got some cumshit on my shoe".

by Uchisune January 22, 2012

When your friend takes a shit in a stall, doesn’t flush and another friend goes and cums on it.

Friend 1: “Did you complete the cumshit?”
Friend 2: “I couldn’t get hard at first but then the shit stench hit my nose and I ejaculated immediately.”

by Robinobinour February 6, 2022

The act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the bitchface.

"Would you like cumshit to the face?"

by blondie475 April 16, 2012

Cumshits

When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force

The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen

by Gingernonces November 13, 2019

Someone that gets so much dick in there ass that they shit it out

Dude no! You can’t have sex with her she is a cumshiter.

by Imthefuckenshit January 11, 2018