Cumsequence

When a man leaves semen somewhere as a punishment on another person.

She was being mean to him so he left her a cumsequence in her pocket. Was she angry!

by Jennifer R May 31, 2005

Cumsequence

The result of unprotected sex. I.e. an unplanned pregnancy or an sti

Man I didn't know you had a kid
Yeah he's the cumsequence of a one night stand

by Rt. Hon. Barry December 6, 2009

Cumsequence

Typically used when a man has an orgasm due to stimulation by a partner.

Sam: Mary jerked me off so fast that I came on her face.

Edna: Well, she paid the cumsequence.

by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Cumsequence

1. The Result after having sex.
2. Insertion of penis into vagina.
3. No protection

~Related to baby, sperm, cum, condom.

1. This is the cumsequence.
i) A cumsequence.

by srm February 16, 2004

Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

un-forseen consequences

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman

Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"

by papzorz November 24, 2007