Cumsequence

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When a man leaves semen somewhere as a punishment on another person.

She was being mean to him so he left her a cumsequence in her pocket. Was she angry!

Cumsequence by Jennifer R May 31, 2005

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Cumsequence

The result of unprotected sex. I.e. an unplanned pregnancy or an sti

Man I didn't know you had a kid
Yeah he's the cumsequence of a one night stand

Cumsequence by Rt. Hon. Barry December 6, 2009

Cumsequence

Typically used when a man has an orgasm due to stimulation by a partner.

Sam: Mary jerked me off so fast that I came on her face.

Edna: Well, she paid the cumsequence.

Cumsequence by Godddoghot April 9, 2019

Cumsequence

1. The Result after having sex.
2. Insertion of penis into vagina.
3. No protection

~Related to baby, sperm, cum, condom.

1. This is the cumsequence.
i) A cumsequence.

Cumsequence by srm February 16, 2004

Cosmic Consequences

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Cosmic Consequences by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

Consequences will never be the same by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

un-forseen consequences

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman

Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"

un-forseen consequences by papzorz November 24, 2007

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026