Definitions by wweedpasta

tight grapes

when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion. That is when you get the tight grapes.

tight grapes by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

weed pasta 

pasta with weed in it.

when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï

"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"

weed pasta by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

Penisbonged 

the past tense of to penisbong. in which one's penis bongs.

"she smoke on my weed till i penisbonged"

Penisbonged by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

cumsex 

sex, in which one or more partner/s experience "the splooshies"

"I wouldn't swallow because i've never had cumsex"
"i'm not a regular virgin but i am a cumsex virgin"

cumsex by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

baconwaffle 

when you insert your scrummy scrumptious yogurt slinger bacon into her syrupy waffle

yo dude bro i had the most whip cream and strawberries baconwaffle sesh with UR MOM

baconwaffle by wweedpasta July 17, 2023