cumservative 

Any conservative that aggressively defends gay rights or LGBT inclusion within conservative movements. Oftentimes Cumservatives will try to defend LGBT rights as a Western value in contrast to how the LGBT people are treated in Islamic nations. This ignores centuries of Christian thought. Very frequently Cumservativism is used as a way to bring up Israel for some dumbass reason even though they're from the United States and are supposed to be America First.

Conservatives: How does anal sex help us win the culture war?

Charlie Kirk: Gay values are Western values. I support our gay troops! Israel is the greatest country because they love gays, unlike in Islamic countries!

Conservatives: We know you're using "support the troops" as a way to trick conservatives into supporting LGBT inclusion. You're a Cumservative, feel free to dance the night away in Israel because I hear they like dancing over there.

cumservative by ShortNoserBigHat November 16, 2019

Cumservative 

1. Any person that adamantly supports or defends ex-President Donald Trump.

2. Anyone with political backwards or out of date beliefs.

You see Bob over there with the MAGA hat? Man, he is such a Cumservative!

Cumservative by OaklandRaider1983 February 2, 2021

Cumservative 

Cumservative: A person who willingly and knowingly sucks a Trump supporting cuckservative's cock, for better or worse (usually worse, as per usual in situations involving racist ignorant rape enabling bigoted narcissists and fiscally incompetent psychopathic child murderers).

We all loved 57 year old Mary until we found out she was a cumservative dipshit. Apparently this 72 year old cuckservative Trump supporter, who riddled himself with massive debts he had no way of paying off by purchasing various superfluous novelty items such as a $30,000+ powerboat, and an entry-level but still very expensive almost new Mercedes in his early 60’s (despite lacking the proper skills, intelligence, dedication, and career to successfully, selfishly and needlessly purchase such purposeless things) had the hots for her and she dropped her panties almost instantly upon seeing his (observably presented as a deserved and outright owned) collection of expensive toys and classicly white & privileged displays of affluence. Well poor Mary being the sucker for deluded and incompetent backwoods redneck blue collar trust fund baby boomer pigfuckers she is, ended paying all his debts with her deceased ex-Air Force husbands massive fortune, and now they go to MAGA rallys at least once a year in between the other 364 days a year of golfing and masturbating to Fox news and whatever casually racist murder porn is on that night.

Cumservative by TommyPicklesN*gga June 15, 2020

conservative anarchist 

One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.

Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.

Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.

The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.

conservative anarchist by xlioilx July 13, 2012

conservative anarchist 

One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.

Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.

Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.

Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.

conservative anarchist by rebel_conservative January 18, 2008

Conservative-shaming

The practice of criticizing or punishing people who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and attitude regarding issues that are important to liberals, even when those violations are extremely subtle or unintended to cause offense.

Examples of conservative-shaming include being viciously mocked or threatened on liberal media and/or social media, having one's business boycotted, having one's awards revoked, or being dismissed from employment.

Conservative-shaming is the number one way in which an entire generation has been converted to liberalism, by means of public embarrassment and fear of punishment. Conservatives have become afraid to speak the truth publicly, and this has caused the current generation to believe that their way of seeing things is the way that 90% of people see things, since they are not allowed to hear the other side. The only time they are allowed to hear a conservative speak is when they find an example of an uneducated conservative speaking in an obscene or inarticulate fashion, playing that person's quote all over media, while refusing to play quotes from reasonable articulate conservatives, for fear that their views might be listened to. The lack of being allowed to see both viewpoints in a fair debate has also caused the current generation to believe that all liberals came to their conclusions on their own, through logical reasoning, instead of through brainwashing and peer pressure, which is the actual source of their beliefs.

Just because I called Bruce Jenner"he" instead of "she", there was a flood of conservative-shaming all over social media, and my family business was boycotted until we had to declare bankruptcy! Now my children are embarrassed to go to school because they will be hated for being from a conservative family, and we have no money to send them to college. I wish liberals could just show some TOLERANCE for other viewpoints. I didn't "damage society" by calling Bruce Jenner "he", and my children shouldn't be punished for such a small "violation" of liberal opinions.

Conservative-shaming by Sorry for Speaking unPC Truth July 3, 2020

Cuntservative 

Right winger in general, male in particular.

Rush is every bit a cuntservative as Laura Ingraham is.

Cuntservative by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012