cumpoter

Dude 1: Yo man where is your computer Dude 2: Is no longer a computer is a cumpoter

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let's search some porn on your cumputer

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A computer you only use to look up porn

Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer

Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

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A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

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Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

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A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."

Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.

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