Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a wholerelationship. —-
Sharon Stone
She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.
A world cuposer is someone who acts as if they know all about soccer (usually around the time of world cup) when in reality, they know little to nothing about the sport. Hardly even watching the world cup let alone the sport itself, they get all the info they need to on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
They'll also usually only be found talking about "big" teams such as Germany, Brazil, and Argentina and famous players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, and Neymar.
World cuposer: Did you see that Mexico vs Brazil game the other week? Ochoa was a brick wall!
The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.
John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."