Definitions by natchoman2

bridal blossom 

a business where a Mariana usually makes flower bouquets out of the cheapest flowers she can find (usually from Mexico) and then sell them for weddings at the highest price. she laughs at her customers at how stupid they are all the time while she imports these flowers at 12 cents each!! don’t be fooled by a bridal blossom ever again!!

“Gee I think I like these bridal blossoms for the table centerpieces and this one for my bridal bouquet”, pays 5k$… mariana orders the flowers for 400$ tops.

bridal blossom by natchoman2 March 11, 2024

cumposer 

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. —-
Sharon Stone

She writhed in ecstasy under his weight her body in full motion and yet his insecurity, his lack of belief in himself made him pause long enough to wonder if she was really cumming. ‘What a cumposer,’ he thought. After she fell asleep, luxuriating in head to toe bliss, he quietly gathered his things and left, never to be seen or heard of again. So much for all the ‘I love you’s’ he had whispered in her ear… as it turned out, all lies.

cumposer by natchoman2 March 8, 2024

vir 

an abbreviated word meaning Virgo, the sixth sign in the zodiac that denotes dignified beauty, grace and a high degree of intelligence.

Most definitely intelligent enough to know NOT to be a james.

Vir — I am virgo, part of a large constellation of stars and I am here to say that james sucks ass, Vir will never be a james.

vir by natchoman2 March 7, 2024

basic black bitch 

See basic white bitch.
The same, only african-american.

No I don’t think it’s racist to call out people who are racist. If the definition of basic white bitch is in urban dictionary, then there should also be one for basic black bitch too.

basic black bitch by natchoman2 March 7, 2024

Trudeau 

The process of turning Canada into a third world country through incompetency and moral ineptitude.

ArriveCan - the 250 million dollar app that was approved by his office that did nothing and that even the Auditor General could not account for. A catch and release program for criminals and free drugs for addicted citizens to ‘cure’ them. Wtf?? (where’s the funds??) we are now living in a third world country and don’t even know it!!! FU Trudeau!!

Trudeau by natchoman2 February 17, 2024

trudeau 

Canada’s number one Crime Minister!

oh man did you see what the auditor general has just declared on her audit of the ArriveCan app? Trudeau has a lot of explaining to do!

trudeau by natchoman2 February 13, 2024

stupid canadian 

Justin Trudeau

see Justin Trudeau, stupid canadian that he is.

stupid canadian by natchoman2 February 13, 2024