cumphoria

The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.

I am in complete cumphoria!!!

by Belfast Child April 19, 2016

Cumphobia

The irrational fear of semen/a male's cum.

"My girlfriend never sucks me off these days. Idk if she's tired of me, or she just has cumphobia."

by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021

Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.

"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."

by Jolly May 31, 2004

cumthority

One's desire to ejaculate at the residence of another to establish dominance and superiority.

Me: Tyrone must have been so scared of me when I was proving my cumthority at his house to bondage midget porn!
Friend: That's my fetish.

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 5, 2013

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by ebrry February 12, 2021

Cuzphobia

or (Cousinphobia)

A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

Cure - There is none.

Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"

by Original_cousin October 24, 2012

Cumatorian

Someone that follows the cuma diet, which is a strict diet where you only eat bodily fluids, especially cum.

My friend may seem like a hoe, but that's her diet. She needs men because she's a cumatorian.

by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019