cumphoria
The feeling of utter bliss after orgasm - when your body has experienced so much pleasure that it doesn't want to even be touched.
cumphoria by Belfast Child April 19, 2016
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Cumphobia
Cumphobia by PoisonFlames January 4, 2021
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Cumaphobia
Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."
These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.
These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.
"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."
Cumaphobia by Jolly May 31, 2004
cumthority
Me: Tyrone must have been so scared of me when I was proving my cumthority at his house to bondage midget porn!
Friend: That's my fetish.
Friend: That's my fetish.
cumthority by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 5, 2013
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Cuzphobia
or (Cousinphobia)
A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.
Cure - There is none.
A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.
Cure - There is none.
Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"
Cuzphobia by Original_cousin October 24, 2012
Cumatorian
Someone that follows the cuma diet, which is a strict diet where you only eat bodily fluids, especially cum.
Cumatorian by mochiismol_ April 27, 2019
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