cumthority

One's desire to ejaculate at the residence of another to establish dominance and superiority.

Me: Tyrone must have been so scared of me when I was proving my cumthority at his house to bondage midget porn!
Friend: That's my fetish.

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 5, 2013

cumthirsty

A state of being where an individual wants to have someone nut down their throat.

Every time Kevin gets high on crack, he gets all horned up and starts asking dudes if he can blow them. What a cumthirsty queer.

by new haven October 15, 2009