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cumminsense 

Redneck for forcible common sense. The act of holding someone's lips to your junk and making em suck it til they have the ability to think clearly and effectively in the most basic of everyday situations.
Hey dipshit vaping that vape and smoking that blunt tweeting that tweet while yer driving in heavy traffic, put yer fucktard lips on my exhaust pipe and suckit til you get some damn cumminsense.
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cuminsense 

possesing very little academic or common knowledge, but capable of animalistic feats in a bedroom setting.
Haley maintains a very high level of cuminsense.

Commonsense Logic Theory 

The explanation of an outcome based theory that can not be argued or retracted using probabilistic reasoning without non-monotonic logic.
Commonsense logic theory was used in the creation of self-sustainable models wherein no argument for or against could be represented.

commonsensemedia 

A place where they treat people aged 0-17 like babies. They brainwash kids so they wont play phone and also to make them read books. Its operated by boomers.
Parent: What's the age limit for Facebook
Parent 2: I don't know, check commonsensemedia!
commonsensemedia by _RPGMaster_ September 9, 2020

commonsense

what 85% of both adults and kids lack
I'm trying to get through the line at starbucks, and the person up at the front is just standing there chatting with the person behind him/her instead of ordering his/her drink or food

frontline person:"ya i was watching the news the otherdat"

Me:"person is holding up the line and has no commonsense!"
commonsense by Chillice May 17, 2015

Commonsenseables 

Making the word commonsense sound extra dumb, when someone does something very stupid.
Use your commonsenseables
Commonsenseables by Msmarshion June 24, 2016

commonsenseamoral 

the ability to gain common sense as a human being
she is a commonsenseamoral
commonsenseamoral by nabi01 July 18, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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