2 definitions by Mortimer Maritimer
possesing very little academic or common knowledge, but capable of animalistic feats in a bedroom setting.
Haley maintains a very high level of cuminsense.
by Mortimer Maritimer March 05, 2015
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The truth is that Sir Isaac Newton was struck with the concept of gravity whilst comfortably shitstorming within the confines of his home.
by Mortimer Maritimer November 27, 2013
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