The Cumboobielator (CUM-BOOB-EE-LAY-TOR) machine was a vital process for making products made for the National Pornelius foundation such as Limpus A, Controm , Kyliukler and Impulosh. The Cumboobielator machine was a breakthrough in science so that Globsturl was possible to be made in a lab.
The machine name was named Cumboobielator because one of Pornelius's Friends thought of a stupid name because they never took the business seriously and never thought it would become a really big breakthrough in science.
In 1969 the machine blew up due to a major accident from Pornelius Combobulus putting Strankter into main input 1FA. So instead of the machine processing it into Limpus A it was infusing with the machine coolant and thus blowing the machine up.
The machine is having a rebuild project started in 2006 in Yelm Washington USA and still being built to this day in a private industrial manufacturing company. The project is being planned to be finished in May 2024
Person 1: Did you know that the Cumboobielator machine exploded in 1969.
Person 2: That's sad and all but what the hell is the Cumboobielator machine
When you're stuck at the Crossroads between going to the bathroom or seizing the moment to go all the way with somebody and choose the latter, causing a climax that ultimately comes out of both ends simultaneously.
I got lucky last night with my sweetheart, but really needed the bathroom. I didn't want to ruin the magic so I just settled for a cumpoopie instead.