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Cumboozled
The act of pretending to reach the point of ejaculation, but instead firing a confetti canon at someone when they expect you to cum.
person1: I totally CumboozledJessica last week
person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
person2: Dude! I would have loved to see her face covered in confetti
Cumboozled by dasNobody August 27, 2022
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Cumdoodle • Cumoodle • a. cumnoodle • cum noodle • Cum Poodle • candoodle • cumdodger • cunoodle • Cumboozled • Rumdoodle
cumdodger
cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004
Comoodle
Comoodle by BroadgateparkWillis November 4, 2013
cuddoozle
1. More affectionate, loving, tender way to cuddle in an utmost cozy position.
2. To engage in prolonged snuggling, necking, caressing, and kissing.
2. To engage in prolonged snuggling, necking, caressing, and kissing.
After each English lesson, the handsome private tutor began to cuddoozle with his beautiful new student.
cuddoozle by Student 'I' November 27, 2006
Cumnoodle
Cumnoodle by Dugglebutt May 15, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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