Cumchuck

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The act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating cum all over a man’s penis during or directly after orgasm while attempting to swallow. This can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s penis being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the blowjob.

Kate: I thought I had it, but when he started to cum he pushed in deeper and I couldn't hold it all and totally cumchucked back on his cock and bed.
Robin: Oh my God, was he pissed?
Kate: A little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.

Cumchuck by Kate Charlton February 15, 2008

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Cumchuck

The after sex move where the male removes condom, (if worn) ties the open end in a knot, then beats the female with it like a numchuck until it breaks.

If Dawn tries to stay the night and cuddle I will just break out the cumchuck

Cumchuck by SpikehorN February 23, 2011

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Cumchuck

Like nunchucks but instead of real nunchucks water bottles on the end full of cum that are open or have a hole in them to chuck the cum at people

“NO NO NOT THE CUMCHUCKS”

Cumchuck by Cuntpop April 30, 2020

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mixed cumchuck

A minimum of 5 males ejaculating in to the leaders hand to chuck cum at anyone they feel fit.

Lads, Shall I give her a mixed cumchuck?

mixed cumchuck by Roy Ken Stuart John Alec January 11, 2019

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cumchuckle

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.

Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.

cumchuckle by Phr3d March 18, 2008

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Cumchucks

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

Cumchucks by rss1782 September 2, 2020

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CUMCHUCKER

1. a HUGE cock that chucks cum.
2. someone who can always be depended on to fuck shit up.

Rod left the Superbowl tickets at home. He's such a cumchucker!

CUMCHUCKER by Veruca330 April 20, 2008

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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