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pertaining to a nerdy kid in class, he never knows what the hell he is talking about and always puts down others. you hate to love him because he is so sweet. he does the cumberjack
cumbiee by lllanono111 June 1, 2009
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A.K.A. "Cumberland Farms", the convenience store that is as much a part of New England culture as small towns, overpriced colleges, and always-failing sports teams are. The preferred hangout for teens who live in towns without much else to do.
Stop at Cumbies and pick up some milk on your way home.
Cumbies by Ashley the Penguin November 15, 2003
I'm gonna cumbine all the cum out of you
Cumbine by Wolvesgottalong September 6, 2021
It's like Stiffler in that American Pie movie.
Ewww! You nutted in my beer! It's cumbeer.
cumbeer by facelickcumbeer July 7, 2009

Cumbine Harvester 

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.
Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!
A group of strong individuals that stick by each other till the end with a few deadly rules
These cumbie could achieve anything
cumbie by Infogram1 April 12, 2015
The waxy layer of fat found on ground beef after leaving it out for too long.
- "There's leftover meat from yesterday if you're hungry!"
- "Dawg I ain't fuckin with that cumbeef shit, you can keep it."
cumbeef by Sneaky Black Bullet January 18, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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