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He who commands cum
cummander by Anonymous October 3, 2003
After a man has ejaculated, he is still erect and has a drip of semen attached to the tip of his penis.
"You know when you've just had sex, and you just walk around your room with a cumboner."
cumboner by gnarlyboots December 14, 2012

Cumgender 

Cumgender is a term that refers to xenogenders that identify as sperm. Most cumgender people use
cum/sperm pronouns, but some use cum/sock as well, it really depends on the person.
Hey, mom, hey, dad. I'm coming out as Cumgender.
Cumgender by mikunhatsune January 16, 2023
It's like Stiffler in that American Pie movie.
Ewww! You nutted in my beer! It's cumbeer.
cumbeer by facelickcumbeer July 7, 2009

Clubbenders

A style of music typically found in obscure parts of NY. Usually causing people to vomit or laugh due to how ridiculously boring and cookie cutter it is. Most of the music was formed after a style called electro (also sucking) rose to popularity by people with a lack of musical taste, individuality, or any semblance of talent decided to hop on the "bandwagon" as most high functioning retards are known to do.

Also cite Joe Dirt and Pauly D as people who might be involved with this movement.
Damn, lets go. This is the same crap that was top 10 on beatports electro chart 2 years ago. Shitty clubbenders make me want to stick a screwdriver in my ear
Clubbenders by Reality chizzecker December 16, 2010

Cummander in chief 

The top of the list when it comes to sexual harassers.
Donald J. Trump is the nation's cummander in chief
Cummander in chief by tirtle December 11, 2017