The real life equivalent of spiderman, except his radioactive whore of a girlfriend bit his cock while she was blowing him, and he gained the ability to shoot strings of
cum from his cock that are strong enough to swing from, you'll occasionally see him swinging around the streets of Alabama blasting people with his massive cock and cum shots, fucking
your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your
dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter, even your illegally imported pet alligator from Australia.
your favorite
cum flinging superhero's abilities are:
cum shots,
cum blasts,
cum swinging,
cum flinging, gerbilling (you are the victim in this case), and omniphilia
his enemies are Bitchardson Richardson, and The Inbred Associates Of Alabama (Alabama's sex crime syndicate)
