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cum nuggets 

The crusted jizz balls that are rolled up in the hair surrounding the anus after anal boinkage.
Shaniqua wasn't surprised to find cum nuggets in her boyfriend's ass hair, which proved her suspicions that he was indeed a butt pirate.
cum nuggets by Alshanjotweed May 22, 2006

cum nugget 

a child who is born via a nugget inserted into the female genitalia that has been came on by a male lover. though rare there have been recordings of such acts
yo did you know that Tyler is a cum nugget?
cum nugget by BustyBaconBoi December 28, 2020

cum nugget 

A chicken nugget that has been filled with cum at Mcdonalds by the cleaners.
Boy'My nuggets all goowey and white inside' -cry-
Mum'MMMMM sperm'
Mum'My child has been given a cum nugget!'
cum nugget by slothcrab February 11, 2008

Cum-nugget 

A complete and utter twat; somebody so full of themself that they want everyone to know how 'brilliant' they are.
Pat: God, am I great! I'm so clever, and a great person to be around! (He isn't)

Dan: He's a right Cum-nugget!
George: Amen.
Cum-nugget by FretWizard September 11, 2014

Cum Nugget 

A nugget of cum
Why tf you freezing your cum

I'm making a cum nugget dumbass

anal dwelling cum nugget 

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.