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cum guzzling slut monkey 

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team
Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey

Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin 

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut 

Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.
" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'

Cum guzzling pub slut 

A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.
Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.

Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.

cum guzzling gutter slut 

Noun: A female who enjoys sex quite often with multiple partners, some even at the same time. She is often disoriented and unaware of her surroundings hence performing her insane acts in a gutter. She was most often abused as a child and loves the taste of semen. Hence she becomes a cum guzzling gutter slut.
Laura gave the whole football team head in the gutter...she must be a cum guzzling gutter slut!
cum guzzling gutter slut by J-Loh October 2, 2006

cum-guzzling gutter slut 

A complete and utter whore; a woman who likes to drink gallons of cum; a woman who always craves a big dick in her mouth
cum-guzzling gutter slut by Travman November 12, 2002
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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