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cum gambit 

The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten
opponent: plays the cum gambit

Me: ah, I see you've played the cum gambit
cum gambit by bionicdragon75 January 24, 2021
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Cum Gambit 

An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.
Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.
Cum Gambit by SadCholo May 31, 2021

cum gambit 

When you get yourself off prior to having sex in order to last longer.
Joe: "why would you drop $3k on a prostitute?"

Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."

Joe: "It was that good?"

Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."
cum gambit by N0T W0RTHY December 10, 2020

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole
As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

Cum Sock Gambit 

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
Cum Sock Gambit by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022
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