cum gambit 

The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten

opponent: plays the cum gambit

Me: ah, I see you've played the cum gambit

cum gambit by bionicdragon75 January 24, 2021

Cum Gambit 

An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.

Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.

Cum Gambit by SadCholo May 31, 2021

cum gambit 

When you get yourself off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Joe: "why would you drop $3k on a prostitute?"

Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."

Joe: "It was that good?"

Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."

cum gambit by N0T W0RTHY December 10, 2020

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

Hungarian Cum Gambit by truckers_polska January 20, 2021

Cum Sock Gambit 

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.

Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”

Cum Sock Gambit by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020