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cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009
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Cultler is related to hitler and is a spaghetti armed little bitch that has no life
Person: ew who's dat
Another person: o thats cultler
Cultler by SUP:P April 28, 2020

Cultservative 

Cultservative refers to individuals who are characterized as ultra MAGA followers, displaying unwavering allegiance to former President Trump and his sycophants, regardless of the ethical or moral depths they may reach. These individuals exhibit a cult-like devotion, often displaying blind loyalty and an unwillingness to critically evaluate their leaders' actions or policies. The term "Cultservative" conveys the notion of a fervent and unquestioning following within the context of conservative political ideology.
You Cultservatives really hate facts and evidence and will espouse anything your failed king says
Cultservative by LosDuhGreat June 8, 2023
a clueles loser
thomas is such a culoser because he is a clueles loser
culoser by krouse March 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026