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culpeper county 

Culpeper county is a small county located in central Virginia. It can be a pretty decent and scenic place. However, It's just as much of a shithole.
If you're looking to get your dick sucked in exchange for a baggie of "H", look no fucking further. You've found the perfect place! Drug central through out this motherfucker. If you need a job, there's a local plug always hiring. No benefits package, but its non-taxable income and it's cold hard cash. Only requirement is that you live at home with both parents in their trailer and trap. You'll constantly hear the scream of sirens when the town drunks start fighting, a drug deal goes solid, somebody else has overdosed, or the non-driving bastards have caused yet another wreck. Other than that, great place! Small town, So once one person knows your name, everyone does! Gossip central out here. Occupied with school boys driving daddy's trucks that collect at the local Wal-Fart and talk shit about people who they claim are their "friends" while trying to impress that 15 year old Thot that has already fucked the entire county by age 16, it really drives home just how amazing this place can be! Move now! Don't miss your chance!.
Culpeper County: Place where backstabbers live and the stomping ground of thots.

Stranger: "Where's Culpeper County?"
Me: "Nowhere".
Stranger: "Any good girls out there?"
Me: "The farm lands are more fertile than these thots and have probably been plowed less too. So nah".
Stranger: "Well fuck".
Me: "They do that alot".
culpeper county by TBonez91 February 9, 2018

Culpeper County High School 

A crowded ass high school,teeming with assholes and rednecks. This high school sucks.
"why you push me! you know me I'M BLACK!"

Culpeper County, Va. 

Culpeper County, Virginia is one of America's top ten small towns, was named after Lord Thomas Culpeper, who inherited it from his father John. It was offically was established in 1700's. Culpeper, once called Farifax, and renamed by Lord Farifax the sixth, once consisted of 5,282,000 acres. This land was confiscated by colonists when the Revolutionary war began. Culpeper once consisted of Orange, Madison, Spotsylvania, and Rappahannock Counties. Wow that's huge!

Ever wonder what's up with the minute men bit? Well in at the Virginia Convention held May, 1775 in Richmond, Va. The colony was divided into 16 districts instructed to "raise" and discipline a battalion of men "to March at a minutes notice"

George Washington desinged Culpeper's Downtown streets and 229.

As far a Urban legends go, Culpeper certainly has a few of those. For example "the 29 stalker" is rumored to reside in town and be the son of a wealthy landowner, however much is left for speculation.

More fact than fiction Culpeper contains a Superfund cleanup site that is nearly 20 years past the expected date of completion.

And an officer shot an unarmed older lady for a reason that will forever be unknown. This officer is currently a free man.
Culpeper County, Va. is a town in America.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026