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a business in gta know as Cukwit Incorpated . they sell feminine products (pads) that are laced with liquid cocaine
random: whos brand of pads are these?
random 2: those are Cukwits!
cukwit by cukwit December 15, 2021
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A derogatory term used to describe a male political protagonist, whose perspective is considered to be shallow, insignificant or feckless, in respect to a supposed overall social environment.
A term that can be used as a pejorative to describe any man's ideas or arguments - irrespective of their purported stance in the Left / Right Political Paradigm.
That guy's such a Cuckwit! He really has no idea.
cuckwit by Orinjamba October 5, 2017
FUCK-WIT: noun

1) The person suppling a given situation's fuckwittery.

2) An extremely stupid person who is not content to merely be dull and quiet, but must attract attention and attempt to influence situations based on half-formed thoughts and impulses.
Many people say our president is a f*ckwit, and I'd have to agree with them.
F*ckwit by Jes Caylor September 20, 2005
Someone who is a total fuck but is also a halfwit. Sometimes defined as one who is a dimwit and a fucktard as well.
Get out of the way f*ckwit!
F*ckwit by Tate Hemlock December 28, 2005

F*ckwittery 

Extremely stupid/mindless behaviour, thoughts, company policies, decisions
"Right that's it, I can't deal with this f*ckwittery any more, just leave my space now before I am forced to bang some sense into that head of yours"
F*ckwittery by Jaki Jordan September 8, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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