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FUCK-WIT: noun

1) The person suppling a given situation's fuckwittery.

2) An extremely stupid person who is not content to merely be dull and quiet, but must attract attention and attempt to influence situations based on half-formed thoughts and impulses.
Many people say our president is a f*ckwit, and I'd have to agree with them.
F*ckwit by Jes Caylor September 20, 2005
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Someone who is a total fuck but is also a halfwit. Sometimes defined as one who is a dimwit and a fucktard as well.
Get out of the way f*ckwit!
F*ckwit by Tate Hemlock December 28, 2005
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F*ckwittery 

Extremely stupid/mindless behaviour, thoughts, company policies, decisions
"Right that's it, I can't deal with this f*ckwittery any more, just leave my space now before I am forced to bang some sense into that head of yours"
F*ckwittery by Jaki Jordan September 8, 2005

Oh f*ckity! 

An exclamation usually texted by people who swear and do not have parents who check their phone

Swearing spelling of "Oh h*ckity!"
Willie: Yo, I just lost my virginity!
Kevin: Oh f*ckity!
Oh f*ckity! by Oh h*ck! February 26, 2018

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026