Cuisinart

1.A machine in which you stick fruits, or vegetables in to create juice.

2. Mary Roach's fav. word

Alex "Mary! I told you not to stick pencils in the cuisinart"

M. Roach *tear*

by Mary Roach February 7, 2005

cuisinart

The act of sticking both arms inside a vagina and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.

Sarah was so gapped out that Rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.

by jaykelceej January 19, 2010

cuisinart

Alternate word for 'quee quee'; a gay man; a grab asser

Dude, I know that freekin' Kojo is a flaming cuisinart

by Asian barber February 21, 2009

cuisinart

French slang used to describe a person who is lame, boring, or a square.

How come you didn't go to the game last night; Tanya you're a Cuisinart compared to Victor and I.

by Sabelotodo December 20, 2007

dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.

I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.

by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

Culinartist

Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.

Connoisseur beer bacon consumption Culinartist

by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011

cumsnart

Sneezing, farting and cumming all at the same time.

That girl gave me the time of my life last night, she made me cumsnart!

by Cumsnart in yo face April 23, 2018