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Cuisinart 

1.A machine in which you stick fruits, or vegetables in to create juice.

2. Mary Roach's fav. word
Alex "Mary! I told you not to stick pencils in the cuisinart"

M. Roach *tear*
Cuisinart by Mary Roach February 7, 2005
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cuisinart 

The act of sticking both arms inside a vagina and proceeding to rotate them wildly like the mixing arms of a cuisinart.
Sarah was so gapped out that Rodney was able to fit both arms inside and perform the cuisinart.
cuisinart by jaykelceej January 19, 2010

cuisinart 

Alternate word for 'quee quee'; a gay man; a grab asser
Dude, I know that freekin' Kojo is a flaming cuisinart


cuisinart by Asian barber February 21, 2009

cuisinart 

French slang used to describe a person who is lame, boring, or a square.
How come you didn't go to the game last night; Tanya you're a Cuisinart compared to Victor and I.
cuisinart by Sabelotodo December 20, 2007

dog shit Cuisinart 

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
dog shit Cuisinart by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011

Culinartist 

Connoisseur of fine meals. One whom relishes the excess use of butter, bacon, beer and beef in the preperation and consumption of manly dishes. Dont hate, Culinate.
Connoisseur beer bacon consumption Culinartist
Culinartist by Derek Rexander April 26, 2011

cumsnart 

Sneezing, farting and cumming all at the same time.
That girl gave me the time of my life last night, she made me cumsnart!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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