cuerva

Someone who's looks to be high, no matter when, she always look like she's high. What people don't know is that she's just like that. Kinda crazy, looks normal, really good friend, loves to live laughing.

Someone: Oh god! Look at her, she's high!
Cuerva's friend: No, she's not, that's her nature.

by SuperHi July 20, 2017

Gogo cuerva

The act of being fooled by a magic trick

Watching David Blains t.v special, I got gogo cuerva

by Magic Castle April 2, 2020

Curvage

1. A celebration of life's curvier women
2. Women of abundance, in abundance
3. More cushion for the pushin'
4. True beauty does not mean stick thin

Its easy for curvage: jerk off fodder for those who like chicks with some meat on their bones. And a fun place for people who like them. Curvage never makes any pretentions of being anything else. It is what it is, and if you're into it, great. ~dinosaurman24

by Curvage December 17, 2008

Coach Cuevas

A coach who terrorizes middle schoolers and tells his life stories about eating a Twinkie and waiting for his dad to pick him up for a wwe match but never shows up.

Coach Cuevas made me do reminders.

by Cuevas 2 March 21, 2020

Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.

Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"

by oneall April 10, 2009

Cueva

Someone who is an absolute sex god. They are smart when they want to be, athletic and good looking. They usually play football or tennis.

OMG. He is such a cueva!
I wish I was a cueva...
holy shit. a cueva sat next me.

by BigBot69 May 9, 2019

jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

by joshua001 March 11, 2007