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cuckymoon 

cuckymoon - The time spent after a ceremony called a (CUCK-WEDDING) where the husband gladly watches his wife and her preferred MALE sex partner consummate the relationship. The husband is just an observer whose duties include providing food, drink, money and praise for the interloper.
I felt completely humiliated and loved every minute of it as I watched David use his big thick cock to satisfy my wife Jenny (his bitch) on our CUCKYMOON.
cuckymoon by Brian (The Dude) April 15, 2008
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The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.
Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.
cunnymoon by schuu March 6, 2009

cockymon 

The sexual act of two men having a battle with their penises on the battlefield of a clitoris.
Guy 1: Want to have a cockymon battle?
Guy 2: Sure, I've been training for months.

A woman is then scared for life.
cockymon by TheJurassicPony January 25, 2014
A group of cucks.

This word was originally used by twitter user @NXLproductions in the 316th episode of YIAY, jacksfilms.
I just ran into a cuckoon at a gay pride parade.
cuckoon by HunterRSC January 13, 2018

Cuckyoin 

When you are a cuckold only if your wife gets fucked by none other than Noriyaki Kakyoin.
I got a Cuckyoin last night as I willingly let my wife got fucked by her boyfriend and I was only made to watch and jerk off to that. And her boyfriend's name is Noriyaki Kakyoin.
Cuckyoin by Saitama 777 April 2, 2021

fuckymoon 

Synonymous with honeymoon but more accurately describes what it is all about
After the wedding, John and Mary went off on a 7-day fuckymoon to Hawaii.
fuckymoon by SantoshGeorge December 29, 2008

cuckmonkey 

An obnoxiously loud person
Quiet down you fucking cuckmonkey!
cuckmonkey by ZenB22 January 16, 2021
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