cuckphish

A cuckphish attack is a phishing scam targeting multiple old, mentally ill, or desperate males with the intent of carrying hundreds of simple online relationships that contribute small cash gifts to the perpetrator.

My grandpa got cuckphished by a lady named Mary Kate on Facebook, he's been sending her 50 bucks a month to get her nails done for ten years.

cuckphish by Borkley December 1, 2017

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cuckish simp

Walking penises who find it physiologically impossible to resist paying an exorbitant price for their internet crush's organic waste. Can be used interchangeably with simpish cuck.

Why would you pay $30 for Belle Delphine's excrement infused bath water you cuckish simp!? Be kinder to yourself!

cuckish simp by cultured_asian March 6, 2021

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CuchiShopp

A funny sexy barb on Twitter , one of the best underrated Stan accounts .

“Oh yeah CuchiShopp is so funny I love her”

CuchiShopp by Nanabooboo May 1, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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