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cuck goblin

A man who sneaks out in the middle of the night to meet his girlfriend or another woman to eat the cum from multiple guys inside of her vagina.
Dude, is that Marc?
Yeah Tone, Marc is a Cuck Goblin.
A Cuck Goblin, what’s that Randy?
It’s when Marc sneaks out late at night to eat the cum of multiple men from his girl’s vagina.

Oh man Randy - that’s messed up... He’s a real Cuck goblin!
cuck goblin by AnitaAnu May 23, 2018
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cockgoblin 

Any male who takes an interest in sucking and/or fondling other males' cocks.
Qarxu just can't keep himself away from Mhalgrim's cock: what a cockgoblin!
cockgoblin by Dmitry November 19, 2003

Cockgoblin 

An arrogant person who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually found in school, these people attempt to act like they are the bees knees, but end up looking like enormous douchebags. Cockgoblin can also refer to a short, fat child who makes sex jokes.
The cockgoblin walked around the locker hall with a swagger like he was the best thing to happen to this world.
Cockgoblin by SnoopSloth April 5, 2015

cockgoblin 

Term used for some who acts the fool.

Word can describe someone that fucks someone else over.

Term used for someone acting like a bitch.
"You're a fucking cockgoblin dude."

"Cockgoblin narc bitch."
cockgoblin by Shane Mac. December 20, 2004

Cockgoblin 

Someone who consumes massive amounts of penis.

There is only one cockgoblin residing in the U.S today.
Originally known as Kis the cockgoblin he now goes by the handle of Chris Kaufman of Houston Tx.
Beware the next cock that he goes after may be your own
Have you seen that Cockgoblin Chris?
Cockgoblin by King Guerilla October 4, 2008

cockgoblin 

plural:cockgobblins. def:
1. nasty lil things(that may have to do with cocks and/or goblins but not gobbling cock).
2. goblin of the cock.
Guy 1: "yeah bro, I haven't showered in a few days its so gnardcore."
Guy 2: " Thats fuckin disgusting your sproutin' some cockgoblins all right there."
cockgoblin by browneyedhurl February 1, 2009

Cockgobling Cumguzzler

A Name For A Slutty Whore Slut That Give Blow Jobs To Many Guys (Usually More Than 3) At One Time And Lets Them Bust A Nut In His/Her Mouth
EX.1 Man Marie Is Such A Cockgobling Cum Guzzler
EX. 2 Dude! I Heard Joe Is A Cockgobling Cumguzzler
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