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cuche monkey 

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.
Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.
cuche monkey by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009
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cucktear 

Someone of low self-esteem who mocks other lowly people in order to cope with their own failure in life.
guy1: "I spent my Saturday night trolling virgins on Reddit."

guy2:"Don't be a cucktear bro."
cucktear by lonelyistheworld May 24, 2018
something that you will never have no matter how nicely you ask. it is reserved for a special person
you may not have my cuchie
cuchie by cuchie-king01 October 15, 2018

Cuchieplancheo

1.)Spanish version of sex.
2.) Something to say when ur angry rather than the word shit or damn so you won't get in trouble.
1.)I heard my parents in the middle of cuchieplancheo last night,made me wanna cry.
2.)CUCHIEPLANCHEO!I failed another stupid quiz in math today.Gah!
Cuchieplancheo by 6Marmar9 October 2, 2011
john"do some work lad"
jim"allright,allright cushtee,cushtee."
cushtee by chris armstrong April 25, 2005