Creve Couer, a town in Illinois between Pekin and East Peoria. This town has more DUI's filed than any other city in Illinois. This town is also full of nothing other than bars and trailer park, however, civilization has come in the form of a strip club.
This town is located in too far north to be considered part of "the south". However, due to the large number of rednecks in this town it is referred to as Crevetucky, because Kentucky is part of the south.
I was leaving the bar on my lawnmower, headed back to the trailer when i was pulled over and issued another DUI in Crevetucky.
Also, Candy Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
"This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
Also, Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.
This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a candy crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"
"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"
"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"
When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).
Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!