crypticrap 

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

crypticrap by AshNY July 12, 2017

cryptograph 

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.

Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!

cryptograph by drued July 6, 2020

cryptocracy 

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

cryptocracy by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes

The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...

cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.

Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

Quantum Cryptography by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017

CrypticAuraV 

Power, Intelligence, and wisdom

CrypticAuraV outsmarted everyone else.

CrypticAuraV by TheyCaIIMeBob July 14, 2019

Cryptical 

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

Cryptical by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008