crypticrap

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.

Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap

by AshNY July 12, 2017

cryptograph

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.

Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!

by drued July 6, 2020

cryptocracy

Rule by secrecy.

The Bavarian Illuminati have secretly ruled the world as a cryptocracy since their foundation in 1776.

by Adam W Haupt May 19, 2009

cryptography

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes

The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...

by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.

Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

by CallsItWhatItIs July 5, 2017

CrypticAuraV

Power, Intelligence, and wisdom

CrypticAuraV outsmarted everyone else.

by TheyCaIIMeBob July 14, 2019

Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008