cryonic

1. freezing.
2. a long term ilness.
3. a poor quality

This picture is cryonic!

cryonic by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Cronic 

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

Cronic by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

Cryonics 

Sometimes called "cryogenics," It is the amazing, severely underrated science of preserving legally dead people in a biologically alive state until nanotechnology permits reanimation. It can now be done without brain damage thanks to formula M22 cryoprotectant. To avoid power failures, they use a highly reliable, electricity-free liquid nitrogen system. they are legally and contractually required to keep all patients in storage until reanimation is possible. It can be paid for by life insurance benefaction. There are two options available, the whole-body and the neuro. the neuro is a head-only procedure for those who trust the regenerating medicine can regenerate the neck-down body. the benefits are more careful preservation of the brain and lower cost.

Ted Williams is a cryonics patient at Alcor. He chose the neuro option. Animation will be restored to him in the year 2046.

Cryonics by Ballz To Da Wallz January 20, 2011

cronic 

Bomb ass bud that'll take you from sober to stunned in 2 hits. DOES NOT CONTAIN COKE. Often contains orange/red hairs and white fuzz NOT COKE...
If anyone tells you this shit has coke in it they are wrong. I have some in front of me.

We gotta roll to 67th and Camelback to pick up the half o of that cronic bitch

cronic by Drew Ewing November 13, 2004

cronic 

Tha shit dat gets you highhhhhhhh

I only smoke da cronic nigguh.

cronic by Matt January 6, 2005

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic]

The dopest/strongest weed sold illegally by street dealers...

This shit right here is Cryptacronnacunnalight cronic!!!

Cryptacronnacunnalight [cronic] by Katt Williamz December 19, 2008

Cronic Masturbation 

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

Cronic Masturbation by Vengefulsorrow January 20, 2009