5 definitions by Vengefulsorrow

Banderhook

Lightly grasp with the tongue.

That girl is hot, I'm gonna banderhook her asshole!

by Vengefulsorrow January 31, 2012

Van Girl

An abnormaly large woman, a woman so enormous that she is bedridden for life.

Im starving, van girl cleaned out my cupboard.

by Vengefulsorrow January 11, 2009

Cronic Masturbation

1. A condition that slowly causes you to die due to masturbating nonstop for weeks or even months on end.

2. The act of masturbating with weed or other incriminating items stuffed between your hand and you penis.

That kid Zach is a victim of cronic masturbation because he cant make it through the school day without jacking-off.

by Vengefulsorrow January 21, 2009

Houdini

when you're fucking a girl from behind and she's facing a window. You withdraw quickly and have a buddy slip in, meanwhile you walk out side and wave to her through the window

I just gave that bitch a houdini and she was like "what the fuck?"

by Vengefulsorrow December 16, 2008

spontaneous masturbation

Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.

Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.

by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2009