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crymilton 

a fraud driver who does not even deserve to be in formula 3 but got till F1 because of the woke big daddies of FIA. stupid 5-yr old kids and simps keep on arguing that he won 7 championships and has most race wins but are completely blind to the fact he had the best or atleast a frontrunner for most of his career and cannot win without a wingman and keeps nagging and crying when things slightly dont go his way. The year he got a shit car (2022) he was beaten by his new teammate Russell proving that he is a finished old dog. He is the pendu of f1 😂😂😂.
Girlfriend: "crymilton is my IDOL!!!"
Boyfriend: "damn so you really are a fraud!"
crymilton by WiseF1Fan January 2, 2023
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a horrifying insect demon that is found on videos in youtube, not many people know the exact name of the species but it is characterized but its scaley face and dark body.
I saw a video in which an insect demon appeared, it was most likely a crilton
Crilton by Fifimon May 11, 2018
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A hot guy, which stands way above the rest. Very athletic, intelligent, articulate and charming; the complete package. Most males strive to be "Chamilton", but unfortunately for them they can only imitate and never duplicate. If you are a true "Chamilton", you can get away with lines such as, "I'm the Chamilton and nobody beats me"...cause it's true!! Chamilton is something that you are born into; top of the hierarchy in a caste system.

OMG THAT GUY IS THE CHAMILTON
chamilton by chammy October 24, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026