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Friend Crutch
Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.
A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....
Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
Friend Crutch by axemII June 16, 2011
Related Words
crutech • crutch • crutching • crutched • crutchie • Crutchafort • crutch champ • crutch class • crutchcricket • crutch crotch
Dry as a nuns crutch
Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011
crutch
A crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.
"A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications."
"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."
"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."
crutch by glycoslave April 16, 2010
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch
Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007
Crutch
From a gaming perspective, a crutch is the use of an item or technique that is considered easier or generally way better than most options available. As if using a "three-wheeled bike" compared to a "two-wheeled bike"
Crutch by My Name Chéf May 5, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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