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Friend Crutch 

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
Friend Crutch by axemII June 16, 2011

Dry as a nuns crutch 

My mate Gary wanted to go to the pub, he said his mouth was dry as a nuns crutch
Dry as a nuns crutch by AGnumbnuts November 15, 2011

op crutch 

A Valorant player who relies on the operator for kills.
DamnWolfGames is always an op crutch in games
op crutch by Flame4880 August 15, 2022
A crutch is a figure of speech that describes something that is used as a surrogate or substitute for a more ideal solution or approach, as in the use of medical crutches as an assistance device for walking. The term also implies a degree of habitual laziness.
"A debugger is a crutch for programmers too lazy to add proper logging to their applications."

"Using pre-made pancake mix instead of making it from scratch is a crutch."
crutch by glycoslave April 16, 2010

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
From a gaming perspective, a crutch is the use of an item or technique that is considered easier or generally way better than most options available. As if using a "three-wheeled bike" compared to a "two-wheeled bike"
"That weapon is considered a crutch because it's so easy to use and it kills people fast"
Crutch by My Name Chéf May 5, 2018