Crustys

Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah)

Dang Jim you better lay off the pipe. Your crustys are getting rank!

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

crustys

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crustys on his face

by footballfiend5 February 7, 2009

bumping crustys

A description of elderly people having sex.

I busted my grandparents bumping crustys

by willevans1972 April 19, 2011

Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015