The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

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poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

poop crusties by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

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crusties

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

crusties by darkmugan May 31, 2005

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crustless socks

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

crustless socks by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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