crustoes 

Crusty toes from ingrown toenails causing crusty toes and a bunch of dead skin

Don’t touch me with them crustoes.

crustoes by Big.cornhole69 March 8, 2021

butt hole crusties 

when you miss a piece of poo when wipeing, and your butt itches for the rest of the day.

"damn my butt wont stop itching! i think i have butt hole crusties."

butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009

coot crusties 

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Butt Crusties 

The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.

"MOM, Michael left BUTT CRUSTIES on the back of the toliet seat again".

Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008

poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

poop crusties by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

crusties 

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

crusties by darkmugan May 31, 2005

crustless socks 

Any sock with length below the ankle. Such as low cut socks and slip-on socks.

Person A: Hey, I can’t seem to find my crustless socks

Person B: Your what?
Person A: Bruh my slip-on socks

crustless socks by toiletpaper96 June 12, 2018