Crustness
Crustness by Jimmy and Emali July 28, 2011
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butt hole crusties
butt hole crusties by buttitches June 15, 2009
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Crustness • crushness • Crustiness • crustless • crustless socks • cuntness • Crushless • Chutness • cousiness • cousness
Crudeness
crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.
Crudeness by zombiedater January 17, 2010
Crushless
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coot crusties
coot crusties by goochiebunga February 20, 2011
Her Cuntness
Her Cuntness by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011
Butt Crusties
The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
Butt Crusties by castigrl4 January 12, 2008
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