crustarian

Someone who only eats somthing that lives in a shell.

No im not a vegetarian I’m a crustarian

by Ninanono May 31, 2024

Rusty Crustacean

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Crustianity

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007

crotch crustacean

(n.) a pubic louse; the crabs.

I contracted a case of the crotch crustaceans from the trousers I purchased at the Salvation Army Thrift Store. Of course the old lady just ain't buying it...

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

vagina crustaceans

when you have sex and your intercourse partner cums on you're vaginal area and you forget to clean up and it dries up and stays on your vagina and it hardens into a crust

tabitha: omg i got so drunk last night i woke up with vagina crustaceans

katie: OMgggggg sameeeeee

by obama jesus satan kawaii queen August 21, 2014

Bourgeoi-Crustaceans

Rich, money-hoarding Crustaceans, including crabs, lobsters, crayfish, and shrimp.

The reason Proletaria-lopods are oppressed is because of the greed of Bourgeoi-Crustaceans.

by Javier2798 November 7, 2017

Legit Crustacean Minutes

The time of night when the less dominant niggas go out to scavange through the debris to find food (the prefered food is chicken). This is betweem 3:30AM to 4:00AM. After the real niggas have transformed back from being isopods which was during real isopod hours.

Hey John when is legit crustacean minutes?
Its thirty minutes after real isopod hours.

by CarlAzuzV.2 February 8, 2018