lopods 

A burrowing carnivorous mammal found on Long Island, New York, related to the pig-weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs and dark hair (if any). There is anecdotal evidence that they were originally from Brooklyn, New York but there is no evidence to support that claim. They have been seen as far north as Canada, wearing beer stained and ill-fitting NY Mets or Islanders Team Shirts. They eat often and drink like the hordes of hell. Most often seen in packs, blighting the sun with the dust they stir.

Shit, hide the cheese, the lopods are in town!

lopods by E. Gironda August 5, 2007

Loods 

Methaqualone, sold under the brand name Quaalude (pronounced KWAY-lood) and sometimes stylized "Quāālude" in the United States and Mandrax in the United Kingdom and South Africa, is a sedative and hypnotic medication. ... The sedative–hypnotic activity of methaqualone was first noted by researchers in the 1950s.

“In the movie “The Wolf Of Wallstreet” they we’re popping loods like it was M&M’s”

Loods by Naomi Belfort July 13, 2018

lopossa

Sucks dick for puppies

Ashley likes to be a lopossa

lopossa by keagen12 February 11, 2015

Lpodse 

Do you want to have sex

Lpodse ugha ugha

Lpodse by Ugha ugha April 19, 2018

Loposaurus

An old ass dumbass - derivative of the word Lop, referring to an older person whos intelligence is significantly too "jurassic" to adapt modernized discussions.

"haha that loposaurus still thinks the word gay is offensive"

Loposaurus by Thyartisnick April 15, 2020

Loposolo 

loposolo is a cool person, but can annoy people easily, like me. i got hooooooes 😎

loposolo has many friends, and loves volleyball.

Loposolo by andrenooo March 2, 2022

Loposaurus REX

A person who's brain function is well below the average of normal due to slow learning capabilities and lacking attention span.

Dude why did you move the furniture back inside the house and why is it covered in plastic?? I told you we were painting the house today and to make sure all furniture was moved and covered. That's why we moved most of the furniture outside yesterday you loposaurus Rex

Loposaurus REX by Rcamacho87 October 18, 2025